Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Shikata ga nai


Splat.


You come out of your mother.


It tears her and rends her.


It hurts her-- beyond ken.



There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




Your diaper is full,


You couldn’t care less,


A golden puree,


Smearing your bottom.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




You run around wildly,


You squall and you snivel,


You shriek and you hop,


For no other reason.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




You snarl and you smirk,


With nasty retort,


You think that you know it,


You’ve barely begun.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




You’ve finally got it,


They let you go free,


Free to be judged,


And that’s why you are stoned.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




And now you’re expected,


To make it all work,


Pretending to be,


As wise as your father.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




You look back and think,


You could have done better,


You start to consider,


Who you really were.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




You think you can manage,


Five steps to the kitchen,


You’ll always be able,


Until you are not.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.




You’ve never seen this part,


But they have been waiting,


With contoured stone table,


To drain and embalm you.




There’s no other way.


You’ve got to go through.


Shikata ga nai.


Cidertest results 4/22/18


Priorities: 1. Enjoy. 2. Evaluate.




Production: regular cider


“Mostly Red”


Mostly apples from my tree with red apples. First pressing.


Comments:


-Best cider so far. Slightly better than “Jen’s” Clear, nice mouthfeel, dry, good balance. #1 so far. Head to head, “Jen’s” has a slight butter note in comparison. Could be the Fuji apples. This is my #1.


-Smooth, fruity. Am I being swayed by its political purity?


-Body! Bitter notes.


-Bitterish, slightly over the hill, flavorful.


-Meh.


-Best one, hands down.




“It isn’t easy being green”




Apples from my tree with green apples. First pressing.


Comments:


-Sour notes.


-[illegible]


-Not too sweet.


- +not too dry.


-core-like


-bit thin, clean dry, thin


-pretty good for free. soft.


-dry. not too sweet.


-good with potato fritatta


-tart, yeasty


-pleasantly tart




“Jen’s”


Apples from Jenya’s tree.


Comments:


-Nice and dry, nice carbonation, some body, but still light, [illegible] good. Better than “It isn’t easy being green”.


-Clean but not thin.


-Neither flabby nor insipid.


-Brazen and naughty.


-BEST CIDER POSSIBLE.


-More flavor than “It isn’t easy being green”.


-Good carbonation.


-Crisp-- great flavor.


Yuk.




“Matt’s”


Apples from Matt’s trees.


Comments:


-Nice body, nice balance.


-Crisp, tidy, very tasty.


Not as intense (?) [question mark in original] as “Mostly Red”. Possible blend with “It isn’t easy being green.




“Bruno’s”


Apples from Bruno’s tree.


Comments:


-Overcarbonated. Lots of mouthfeel/ foam and [illegible]. Maybe better than “It isn’t easy being green”, not as good as “Jen’s”


-Peachy? Little nose. Fairly fruity.


-Seems somehow... monochromatic.


-I thought it was meaty and delicious.


-Slight soap. Nicely sweet.




Ciderkin (2nd pressing)


Plain ciderkin:


[Ciderchen/ Katzenjammer kids]


Comments


- +Sour? Thinner of course.


-Not much flavor, but not bad.


-Nothing to write home about.




Purple Haze


Ciderkin with cooked merlot juice.


Comments:


-Inoffensive.


-Late bitterness.




Magenta


Ciderkin with prickly pear.


Comments:


-Tastes like old socks. Interesting, but prefer cider. Beautiful color! Everyone smiles when they pour this.


-Salty :)


-Bit sour, but fresh.


-Looks like a cocktail for millenials.


-Feels like I’m an Aztec warrier at solstice.


-Pretty, but...


-Too much cucumber to start but better with time. GORGEOUS.




2015


Would be a blend of apples from both my trees.


Comments:


-Mushrooms?


-Tart but balanced. About as good as “Mostly Red”, but so what?


-Fan favorite. ♥ ♥


-I don’t love it, but I keep drinking it.


-Sour.




2016


Another blend, as 2015


Comments:


-More apply! -Wow-


-Best of show! 2 years from harvest is peak.


-Fruity, balanced, sweet + tart.


-Full = much like “Mostly Red”.




2014


Blend of my apples.


Comments:


-BEST YET


-Actual apple flavor, perfect balance.


-Crisp. Apply. Spry for its age.


-YCISB [I think that means your mom is so Berkeley.]


-Tartish




2016 Perry “A Nice Pear"


Mix of Merlin’s asian pears, John Muir’s pears, my pears, and 8th street pears.


Comments:


-Pear coemes through nicely. [illegible] Clean, good job!


-Light... Good with potato fritatta.


-Refreshing, light + crisp.


-Perky, frisky, erect.


-Smooooove. Nicely sweet.


-First pear wine to impress Alan!


-Pear is very nice, smooth, dry, sweet, perfect.


-Add cachaca.




Plum


X


[This is rather strong stuff. We did not open it.]




Ronan’s Ginger cider


Comments:


-More like a cocktail.


-Really nice


-"It’s good in a year”


-Fantastic ginger, but masks the apple more than I’d like. Nice balance, clean and fresh.


-Beautifully balanced, great flavor.


-Delicious flavor profile.


-Refreshing.


-Goes good with potato frittata.


-Make more, Ronan


-Mix w/ gin?

Win’ the clock back

Wind the clock back to 1930,


Wind it on back to the dust bole.


Wind it back to your notional wild west,


Each man jack of us holstered and twitchy,


Wind it back to your voortrekker fantasy,


To your samurai swagger,


Wind the clock back to your 1865,


Pry out the minnie ball and cauterize it.


Wind the clock back to 1740,


On your feudal fringes of Europe.


Wind the clock back as far as you like.


Where will you put in the stables?

Sportsfans

Delphina, 14: "Wouldn't it be funny if people passed on their sports-team loyalties to their kids like they do with religions?"
Me: "Actually, that's exactly the way it works."
DW: "But you didn't pass on _your_ favourite sports team to us!"
Me "Well..."
DW: "Oh... I get it! You're atheist!"
Me: "I have been being a non-sports-fan as loudly as I could."

About Patriot Day 2017

Some notes.


1. The nazis were smarter than us 2 weekends ago in Berkeley. If you'll take a moment, you'll notice they did not smash any windows, unlike, say, the BLM protests of, what, 2 years ago? Also, given that they appear demonstrably to be largely racists and sexists, there was very little shouting of racist or sexist epithets. Perhaps this has to do with the significant number of nonwhites who were for some reason among the ranks of the skinheads. Centralized control [I assume this would have been on the gang/ squad level corresponding to a medium-sized affinity group or several cells] has advantages. You can simply tell everyone not to break any windows. The antifa with its apparent ad hoc structure seems to lack this control.


2. “Punching nazis” seems a noble occupation. They concur, enjoying punching antifas just as much. I think punching nazis is not a worthwhile activity. I think violence only has an effect if it eradicates the undesired philosophy by eradicating the brain that bears that philosophy. This is ugly, illegal, and damaging to the perpetrator as well as the the former proprietor of said brain. I do not recommend it. Personally, I am seeking to conclude my current incarnation without committing murder of any kind, including the state-sanctioned variety. It is, however, true that in the course of human political interactions there is a point where it can truthfully be said that even people meeker than I will resort to murder. Beware.


3. Much violence, street demonstration, and other political activity is little different than the expressions of a group of any other primate expressing dominance over another. Let us not be chimps. Or Australopithecus, for that matter.


4. Violence has winners. And losers. It tends to cause more violence. Violence against material, though, may avoid some of the pitfalls of personal violence. This would include what Edward Abbey called “monkeywrenching”, or what science fiction author Bruce Sterling called a “structure hit”. This of course is a deep violation of our social contract, striking at one of the core values of our society, personal [or corporate] property. I have no idea what property is most valuable to the nazis who invaded Berkeley 2 weekends ago, but I did notice that the groups leaving the rally were small, isolated, and probably not headed to BART.

White Comedy by Benjamin Zephaniah

 

White Comedy by Benjamin Zephaniah


I waz whitemailed
By a white witch,
Wid white magic
An white lies,
Branded by a white sheep
I slaved as a whitesmith
Near a white spot
Where I suffered whitewater fever.
Whitelisted as a whiteleg
I waz in de white book
As a master of white art,
It waz like white death. People called me white jack
Some hailed me as a white wog,
So I joined de white watch
Trained as a white guard
Lived off the white economy.
Caught and beaten by de whiteshirts
I waz condemned to a white mass,
Don’t worry,
I shall be writing to de Black House.

Cesar Chavez skit, spring 2019

Skit for the bilingual classes’ assembly


Dolores Huerta: César Chávez’s family had always lived in Arizona in Mexico.


Border guard 1: [move border] Now it’s in the United States!


Grandfather Cesario: So now I’m American Right?


Border guard 2: Well, I don’t know about that.


Border guard 3: Yeah, you just look like a Mexican to me.


Father: Look papá! A baby boy! We’ll name him César after you!


Grandfather: What a lovely baby.


Little César: I love to play on my family’s farm!


Mother: Bad news. We need to leave our home because we can’t pay the government the taxes that we owe.


Little César: So we’re homeless now?


Mother: Yes, that’s the word when you don’t have a place to live.


Father: We have to travel from farm to farm looking for work.


Mom: You will have to work, too, César.


Little César: Now we drive all around California working on farms. There are new towns and new schools.


Teacher 1: Hi! I’m your new teacher.


Teacher 2: Hi! I’m your new teacher.


Teacher 3: Hi! I’m your new teacher.


Teacher 4: Hi! I’m your new teacher.


Teacher 5: Hi! I’m your new teacher.


Little César: ¡Ay! !Aún otra escuela! ¡Aún otra maestra!


Teacher 6: Stop that! It is bad to speak Spanish! Only dumb people speak Spanish!


Bigger César: Eso no es justo.


Teacher 7: Go sit in the corner. Wear this dunce hat.


Bigger César: Never mind. I need to go work to feed my family. 7th grade will have to be enough.


Recruiter: Join the Navy and defend the United States!


Big César: Aye-aye, sir! [marches around a lot] Wow. That was the worst 2 years of my life!!


Sign carrier: [silently carries sign across stage]


Big César: So that’s what I get for helping defend the United States? People talk about me like I’m a dog? Like I’m not even American?


Worker 1: So where is the organizer who is coming to speak with us?


Big César: Uh… It’s me!


Worker 2: Don’t make me laugh!


Worker 3: You are the leader who is going to get us fairness in our work?


Big César: No, I’m not. You’re the ones who are going to get yourselves fairness at work. I am here to help and lead, but you’re the ones who have to do the job.


Union buster 1: You better quit protesting and get back to work!


Union buster 2: Yeah, you’re pretty small. I bet if I hit you with this stick you would just dry up and blow away.


Big César: That’s probably true, but there are a lot more than me here.


Crowd: ¡Si se puede! ¡Si se puede! ¡Si se puede!


Dolores Huerta: Actually, that was MY line. Not César’s. Like he said— we’re the ones that have to do the job. Not just him. [winks]


Worker 4: César, the stuff they are spraying on the grapes is getting on us and making us sick!


Worker 5: I wonder if it is making people sick when they eat it?


Owner 1: Of course not! It helps me make more money when I spray the grapes. It’s perfectly safe. I would be happy to stand right there beside you in the fields when they spray.


Older César: OK, then. How about tomorrow at 7:00 in the morning when we are working and they airplane comes to spray?


Owner 1: Um, I’d like to, but I have to get a haircut then.


UFW member 1: César, please drink some of this broth I made you! It is not good to stop eating for so many days!


Older César: I… can’t… this … is how… I show… that it is… more important to me… than life or death.


UFW member 2: ¡Ay, César! If you go on hunger strike like this, you will damage your health. You probably won’t even live to be 70 years old!


Dolores Huerta: [aside] Yeah, we told him, but he wouldn’t listen. Look at me! I’m almost 90 now, and I just go, go, go! ¡Viva la causa! In fact, César will die at age 66. He won’t even live to see the year 2000.


All workers and UFW members: ¡No compran uvas! ¡No compran uvas!


Kid: Mommy, can we buy some grapes? They’re my favorite fruit!


Mom: Well, you like oranges, too, don’t you? The farm workers outside wouldn’t ask us not to buy grapes unless it was really important.


Kid: Yay! Oranges!


Owner 2: Will you look at all this fruit? It’s just rotting! This will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars!


Owner 3: Wow. Who knew we needed people so badly?


Owner 4: Yeah, it’d probably just be cheaper to pay the UFW better wages, don’t you think?


UFW member 3: My feet feel like they are on fire!


UFW member 4: How far can Sacramento be, anyway?


UFW member 5: Only about 5 hours.


All UFW members: [yelling] That’s only if you are driving in a car! We’re walking the whole way!


UFW member 6: ¡Ay! Hey, has anyone seen César?


Older César: This better be awfully important. I’m supposed to be out somewhere near Tracy walking all the way to Sacramento.


Farm owners: OK, fine Mr. Chávez. You win. Let’s negotiate a contract!


Farm owner 5: You’re a pretty tough opponent, Mr. Chávez.


Older César: Look I told you, I told them, I told everybody. It’s not me: it’s all of us. It’s the whole United Farm Workers. It’s all our families. It’s all the people who do the work that you need to get done. That’s who!