Sportsfans

Delphina, 14: "Wouldn't it be funny if people passed on their sports-team loyalties to their kids like they do with religions?"
Me: "Actually, that's exactly the way it works."
DW: "But you didn't pass on _your_ favourite sports team to us!"
Me "Well..."
DW: "Oh... I get it! You're atheist!"
Me: "I have been being a non-sports-fan as loudly as I could."