The R-word: December, 2008

Does the coming depression mean no more hamburgers on billboards?
No more fucking Hummers?
No more Xmas lights?
No more Fiji water?
No more Central Valley commutes for the masses?

Does it mean no more childhood obesity?
No more ever-faster computers?
No more tailgate parties?
No more water skiing?

Does it mean more, or less meth?
What about ganja? Fewer CAMP helicopters, or more?

Do I need gold? Do I need a Victory Garden?
Do I get an assault weapon, too?

What does the coming depression mean to _me_?